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<\/a>\u2018Veep\u2019 season four returns to HBO on April 12, and that means that Selina Meyer and company are back for an insult and profanity filled look at Washington D.C. and politics. Looking forward to the new season, we rounded up some of Selina\u2019s best lines that are pretty quotable, but probably not something you should say in the workplace. If these don not make you want to catch up with the first three seasons, we do not know what will. Check out Selina’s \u2018Veep\u2019 lines below. <\/p>\n
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\nGary:<\/strong> Okay ma\u2019am, you\u2019ve got 33 senators to get through.
\nSelina:<\/strong> Oh boy. Well, I feel like that porn star who had to do 200 men in one day.<\/p>\n
\nSelina:<\/strong> Jonah, hey listen, settle something for me. You like to have sex and you like to travel?
\nJonah:<\/strong> Yes, ma’am.
\nSelina:<\/strong> Then you can f–k off!<\/p>\n
\n\u201cThat\u2019s like trying to use a croissant as a f—ing dildo\u2026it doesn\u2019t do the job, and it makes a f—ing mess.\u201d<\/p>\n![\"She's](\"http:\/\/www.fashiongonerogue.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/veep-selina-meyer-quotes-vice-president.jpg\")
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\nBow Down to Selina<\/strong>
\n\u201cI\u2019m the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little f—ers! These people should be begging me! That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherf—ing knees!\u201d<\/p>\n
\n\u201cWhy don\u2019t you put on your running shoes and get to the f—ing point, Jonah?”<\/p>\n
\n“I\u2019ve met some people, some real people, and I gotta tell ya, a lot of them are f—ing idiots.”<\/p>\n
\n“If men got pregnant, you could get an abortion at an ATM.”<\/p>\n
\nSelina: Ugh, I cannot stand teenage girls.
\nMary: Were you ever one?
\nSelina: Never<\/em>
\nMary: Me neither.<\/p>\n
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