Oh Natalie, how I adore thee.

Oh Natalie, how I adore thee.

It looks like she’s only got a stump of an arm in the second last photo. Ew, had did this go unnoticed.

Guh. She is flawless.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………..

I think that this is, without a doubt, the oldest she’s ever looked in a magazine and unsurprisingly it’s in U.S. Vogue.

i don’t like her!

i love Natalie, but none of these photos except the one selected as the header would be remarkable without the editing. especially the second–wtf?

These pictures suck.

These pictures suck.

again, US Vogue’s boringness requirement ruin everything

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Peter Lindbergh is a fantastic photographer… but these are just not that great. US Vogue: *sigh* WHY???

The otherwise pointless elevation of Natalie Portman has coincided with, and will probably be remembered in association with, what is hopefully the nadir of Jewish American culture (the ascendancy of pro-Israeli bloodlust, the stench of the association with Dershowitz, etc).